Saturday, September 12, 2009

When did that happen?





You go through your 20's and 30's feeling pretty good.I could eat whatever I wanted and never really thought about exercising.I mean really, raising kids was exercise enough.But then the 40's came....at first I thought no big deal and then around 47 a new person took over my body.What the hell happened??Now I ask myself all the time WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN..............
Everything I eat shows up on the scale
Moles appear out of nowhere
I have reading glasses in every room
The minute I wake up I am looking forward to a nap
My knees make a popping sound when I go up stairs
I sometimes hear a moan escape me when getting up
Have to exercise twice as hard to lose a lb.
Can't sleep more than a few hours a night even though I'm tired
Have to take a heartburn pill every day
Can't handle too much sweets
Regret not buying a one level house
Have to pee constantly, just thinking about it makes me have to now
And my breast...well we are not even going there until Clay makes enough money and then all will be well there!
So to all you young girls enjoy it while you have it because believe me it won't last for ever!

3 comments:

The Boyers said...

That is funny!! Did you make all those up or copy something. Things to look forward to!!

Unknown said...

I hear ya babe! I am in the same boat. I still think you have a bangin' body and I would marry you all over again. (Maybe, I think I would anyway. LOL!! j/k of course I would) Love ya babe!

Bonna said...

Sad but true!!